Some signs you might be working for the bad guys: - independent civil rights groups give warnings about your organization - your organization raises a big stink about terrorists, but has trained and equiped more terrorists than any other - your organization has killed hundreds of thousands, mostly civilians, but including your captured fellow minions, in single attacks - when photographs of fellow minions commiting atrocities surface, the official solution is to ban cameras. - your leader believes he is doing God's work, and is awaiting the end of the world - the leader of your organization is the son of the former head of the secret police - your organization runs a racket that "protects" millions of people - your organization zealously guards that racket. -