(Eyecatch)
(Woman walking around nice house, gathering kids)
woman:
	I'm going to take the kids to the store.  It's not far, so I'm not
	going to buckle them up.  When we get rear-ended Billy will fly
	through the windshield, breaking his skull and back.  Jill will bounce
	off the drivers seat, hit the roof, and break her neck.  This is the
	last time you'll see either of them, so be nice.

(man, distracted, sitting at table, reading newspaper)
man:
	That's fine. I'll see you when you get out of the hospital.

female V.O.:
	People don't speak like this, but they act like it.

	If you don't buckle up, we won't make you.

	But we will scrape you off the road.

(start of different commercial)

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log:
3167/Chaos/46:	inspired by a commercial, written.