(transcript of English language speach by King Serenity, 1995/September/25) (camera focuses on the slight, grey uniformed, figure standing on the dias in the throne room of the Old Palace, {DKCC} ) As you may have heard, the Dark Kingdom has been in negotiations with several governments since the end of the Ethiopian Intervention last fall. These negotiations have ended. As of midnight yesterday, Greenwich Mean Time, the Dark Kingdom has officially annexed two thirds of Africa. We hold most of the continent from twelve degrees north to fourty-five degrees south. We purchased these lands from their old governments with remarkably little trouble, which severely damages claims made by the United States, and others, about their democratic natures. Complaints and requests for bids on one's country should be directed to the usual places. (King Serenity smiles into the camera, then steps off the dias, leaving the camera on the empty floor, glowing {DKNLS} glyphs of the Rules on the side wall, and the bare, dark grey stone of the far wall. The scene fades to black after a moment) --- notes: {DKCC} ascii glyph for the impossible to approximate name of the Dark Kingdom's capitol city. {DKNL} ascii glyph for the Dark Kingdom's native language {DKNLS} ascii glyph for the Dark Kingdom's native language script. {DKNLS} is almost impossible to transliterate into any human language. Speaking {DKNL} has been compared, by some diplomats, to gargling with razor blades. This is generally held to be the reason that Beryl conducted her court in the language of the Silver Millenium. King Serenity's insistance on conducting all Dark Kingdom business in {DKNL} has led some to question her sanity. --- log: 2000/september/21: started.